Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
where does the pee come out of this thing
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
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turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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