he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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