You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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