Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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