You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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