Me too!
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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