Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
we're so committed to being not committed
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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