She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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