she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We're using joints as your birthday candles
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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