also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It's so Britney 2007, you know?