i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.