Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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