had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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