I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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