How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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