I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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