it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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