im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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