You surviving the open bar?
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New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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