I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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