Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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