im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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