Duck Duck Cougar?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
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You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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