I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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