just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
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I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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