There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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