they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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