some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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