Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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