The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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