i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Randomize
