My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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