haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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