peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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