Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(618): View more from Illinois

oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.

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(571): View more from Virginia

so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.

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(845): View more from New York

we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.

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(281): View more from Texas

You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?

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(563): View more from Iowa

I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes

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I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.

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