How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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