Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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