I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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