im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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