Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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