As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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