We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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