What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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