i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She's the barista slut.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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