why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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