we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment