is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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