i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
two words: eviction party
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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