My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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