I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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