I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
try to milk me bitch
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