note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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