how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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