please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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