No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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