that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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