guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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