Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
