I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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