She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
